Alternatively, the text to all reviews could read, “The framerate is unbearable.”

Anagramarama (word puzzle)
This game does not recognize the words “coy,” “soy,” “duo,” “dim,” “vise,” “diva,” “dais,” “ides,” or “is.” It does, however, recognize “admixed” and “via.”

Doom (first-person shooter)
Boy, I wish I could plug a Goddamn mouse into this.

Primate Plunge (platformer)
This vertically-oriented platformer is surprisingly playable until it becomes all too apparent that, like its name suggests, its unendingly tedious levels consist entirely of a monkey falling.

Gem Drop X (color matching puzzle)
If Bejeweled and Bust a Move had sexual relations, this would be the resultant miscarriage. (more…)