My iPhone sits charging on my computer desk when not in use, and occasionally it emits that wacky GSM buzz that manifests itself through nearby speakers, the same one that impressively prophesies an incoming call seconds before the phone activates its primary, much more confident, vibration.

I was just hit with one of those minor electronic tempests, except this time it actually manipulated Windows. My browser actually started scrolling up and down, perfectly in sync with the Morse code-like patterns of the buzz. Also, I didn’t get a phone call.

Now that my blog is read by more than a dozen people, maybe somebody can explain how that possibly could have happened. Until further explanation is provided, I am assuming Steve Jobs engages in witchcraft of some kind.

If it helps, neither my mouse nor keyboard are wireless. That my brain made the logical leap in deciding this information might be relevant may have further exposed my stupidity on the matter.